Kaiser's Blank Check Premium Sweatshirt

$34.99

Wanna cause a continent-wide crisis with just a nod and a fancy mustache? We got you.

​This pullover is dedicated to the ultimate 'send it' moment in history. Printed in a deep, 'Sarajevo-July' red on a cream fabric that's softer than the Treaty of Versailles. It features the Last German Emperor, Wilhelm II, rocking his fur cape, holding the sword that started the Great War, and basically saying, 'I'm with Vienna, whatever they decide.'

​Perfect for issuing blank checks, starting arms races, or just looking majestically unhinged at brunch. Limited run, because empires don't last forever. Order before we mobilize.

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  • 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.